
NOOO YOU ARE A BOOGERFACE! a boogerface who poops rainbows! muahahhahahaha
Hey men. Having an affair greatly increased your risk of a heart attack. SO DON’T BE CHEATING!!!!!

swoz:
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
I am Hitoshura
Um..
Pit..
welp
Goose from Pilotwings
SHOOTING MYSELF OUT OF A CANNON BRB
Travis Touchdown.
i see no difference.
Bass. I’m a super powerful combat robot that’s advanced beyond what technology we have now? Fuck yeah!
Gambit from Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2… I’m fucked.
…The Prince from Katamari?
He doesn’t die. Just gets kicked around by dad.I am Eridan the vault dweller… I’ll avoid chain saws.
Cloud Strife… I’ll be okay.
The Engineer from TF2… scale of fucked from 1-10 probably 6
minecraft
WELL FUCK
The Protagonist from Devil Survivor 2. I’ll summon demons and kick ass!
I AM MOTHER FUCKING RIVER SONG. MY DEATH IS FIXED POINT, BITCH
I AM THOR! GOD OF THUNDER, BITCHES!
Max Payne!
I’m bald, I’m a little fat, I’m coming down from years of binge drinking and pill popping, and I can belly flop to dodge bullets.
…James Sunderland
*falls sideways into Toluca Lake*
Commander Shepard. GOOD TO GO.
I AM BATMAN!!!!!! he never dies…EVER…NEVER EVER EVER NEVER
#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him
I downloaded to check. Yes, the Mitt Romney app does misspell “America.” (Taken with instagram)



